Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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