i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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