i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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