I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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