I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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