guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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