my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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