Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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