It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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