i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
