scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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