There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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