Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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