The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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