It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.