i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.