I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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