i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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