And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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