i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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