I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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