no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do herpes really smell.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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