grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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