I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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