I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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