i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have fence marks all over my body
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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