Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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