We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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