Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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