i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she told me i tasted like america
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Someone came in the potted fern
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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