We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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