Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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