i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Drake has all the answers
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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