I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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