On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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