i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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