This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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