I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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