I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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