need another drink. this is the easiest way
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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