office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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