Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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