i just google imaged poop.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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