He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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