I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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