So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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