we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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