Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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