This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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