Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this boner is exhausting
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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