How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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