yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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