do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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