I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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