Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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