I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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