Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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