The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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