Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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